Birthday Jokers Pillows

'I told him smoking would stunt his growth.'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"I'm here for the hair."

"A little under done?"

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

Photobooth Photobomb

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

Giggle.

Cat makes a dog pound cake with dog cather inside.

'Those aren't sprinkles! they're FLEAS!!!! 'I made it from scratch.'

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys!

Knights

A Real Pinata Surprise

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

"All I got was a cake and a card."

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

"I said, 'Make a WISH'...not a whiz."

"After 40, the body has a mind of its own."

"He hit the big 60 today, and now he's just drooping around the house, convinced that he can hear his arteries hardening."

'That burning sensation is just a nasty case of hemorrhoidal flare-up.'

'Why can't he just blow out the candles like everyone else?'

Pinata Pranks

Happy birthday to you!

Zombie Birthdays.

"I'm afraid the writing is on the wall..."

'No, no...I meant, cut the CAKE!'

'Something past its best - it's for her fiftieth birthday.'

Birthday Cakes for Dieters...

'I don't think the posts online are for scratching.'