Birthday Joker Pillows

'Bust op - you fool!'

Cats celebrating birthday, cake is shaped like mouse

"Gesundheit. At least you blew out the candles."

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

'This is the third year in a row she claims she's just 5 1/2 years old.'

Happy Hatchday, Sir

'It's his birthday. Can you play 'Another day older and deeper in debt'?'

"A little under done?"

Night of the Latkes

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

"Hate to see you leave, Dave...especially since it was just last week that I learned you worked for me."

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

Christmas tree exchange

Ice-Cube-IV

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

A Real Pinata Surprise

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

Knights

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

Santa Claws...

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."

"I finished my holiday shopping. I'm re-gifting presents I received last year."

Centaur becomes pantomime horse

"I'm sorry, but I assumed it was a fancy dress costume..."

"The kids told me it was a magic wand."

'He's allergic to talc! You'll have to give up the baby!'

"It's our fault. We put out milk & cookies and now we can't get rid of him."

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

Skiing

Of course, then there was Lester, the brown-nosed reindeer.