Birthday Jokester Pillows

'No, being forty is not the result of an aging disease.'

THe Older You Get The More You Look Like Your Birthday Cake.

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

Candles being lit near old man's oxygen tank.

'The post is so unreliable - these days I have to slit birthday card envelopes myself so it looks like i put some money in.'

'You realise,of course,that when I said many happy returns I was talking about your birthday today?'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

"I'm here for the hair."

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

'ANYTHING to get down the ruddy boozer!'

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

"A little under done?"

Bug hanging up stockings

Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe

Cat makes a dog pound cake with dog cather inside.

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

Rudolph the brown-nosed reindeer.

'Those aren't sprinkles! they're FLEAS!!!! 'I made it from scratch.'

Don't you yell at him, he couldn't remember where he buried you!

'Now dear, it may be Thanksgiving, but stop referring to your aunt's gallbladder as a giblet.'

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

A Real Pinata Surprise

Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys!

"Take a shower first. You smell like a chimney."

Blitzen isn't feeling well, so Mary Poppins agreed to fill in for him.

Knights

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

"This birthday qualified him to be tapped as a fossil fuel reserve."

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

'I wish I could look just like Elvis.'

"It's like every year my fear gets a little worse."

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

'This next song is called Reindeer farts in my face all night.'