Birthday Jokester Gifts

'No, being forty is not the result of an aging disease.'

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

'The post is so unreliable - these days I have to slit birthday card envelopes myself so it looks like i put some money in.'

'You realise,of course,that when I said many happy returns I was talking about your birthday today?'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

"I'm here for the hair."

'ANYTHING to get down the ruddy boozer!'

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

Bug hanging up stockings

"A little under done?"

Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe

Rudolph the brown-nosed reindeer.

'Now dear, it may be Thanksgiving, but stop referring to your aunt's gallbladder as a giblet.'

Don't you yell at him, he couldn't remember where he buried you!

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys!

A Real Pinata Surprise

"Take a shower first. You smell like a chimney."

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

Knights

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

'This next song is called Reindeer farts in my face all night.'

Big Birthday Boy Breakfast.

"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

"Guess what the elves told me? The North Pole is made out of candy!"

" ... And the kids only like me for my presents."

Happy Birthday!

'The shepherds couldn't make it!'