Birthday Humor Enthusiast Gifts

Happy Birthday.

Happy birthday

"I wanted to get that Annie Leibovitz person to come over and take your birthday picture, but she doesn't return her calls."

"I'm here for the hair."

"Of course 60 is the new 59."

'No,I didn't forget your birthday, I just didn't think you'd want to be reminded.'

"....oh yeh, and happy birthday!"

"He was trying to blow out his candles"

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

"He hit the big 60 today, and now he's just drooping around the house, convinced that he can hear his arteries hardening."

"Cheer up, dear. In five years time you'll be trying to convince everyone you're the age you are now."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

'ANYTHING to get down the ruddy boozer!'

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

Balloon Surprise

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

'There's no mention of stuffing. Keep going until you get to the sugar and spice.'

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

Football party

Birth Cake

A Real Pinata Surprise

"This birthday qualified him to be tapped as a fossil fuel reserve."

Celebration in operating theatre.

"If I'm going to be ten tomorrow, does that make me a 'ten' ager?"

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

"Come out, come out wherever you aaarrrre!"