Birthday Humor Enthusiast Gifts

Happy birthday

"I'm here for the hair."

"Of course 60 is the new 59."

'No,I didn't forget your birthday, I just didn't think you'd want to be reminded.'

"....oh yeh, and happy birthday!"

"He was trying to blow out his candles"

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

"He hit the big 60 today, and now he's just drooping around the house, convinced that he can hear his arteries hardening."

"Cheer up, dear. In five years time you'll be trying to convince everyone you're the age you are now."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

'ANYTHING to get down the ruddy boozer!'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Balloon Surprise

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

Birth Cake

"If I'm going to be ten tomorrow, does that make me a 'ten' ager?"

Football party

A Real Pinata Surprise

Celebration in operating theatre.

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

"Come out, come out wherever you aaarrrre!"

'I was not expecting this, were you?'

"Hey! Are these those trick candles you can't blow out?"

Gaetono Donizetti

Big Birthday Boy Breakfast.

"I'm about to experience the totality of who I am!"

Happy Birthday!