Birthday Humor Aficionado Gifts

"You don't understand - in 'Dog years' that's over 200!"

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"I'm here for the hair."

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

'ANYTHING to get down the ruddy boozer!'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Balloon Surprise

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

Birth Cake

"If I'm going to be ten tomorrow, does that make me a 'ten' ager?"

A Real Pinata Surprise

Football party

Celebration in operating theatre.

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

"Come out, come out wherever you aaarrrre!"

Big Birthday Boy Breakfast.

"Hey! Are these those trick candles you can't blow out?"

Gaetono Donizetti

"He said his goal was to make it to 100."

"I'm about to experience the totality of who I am!"