Birthday Humor Aficionado Gifts

"You don't understand - in 'Dog years' that's over 200!"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"I'm here for the hair."

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

'ANYTHING to get down the ruddy boozer!'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Balloon Surprise

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

'There's no mention of stuffing. Keep going until you get to the sugar and spice.'

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

"If I'm going to be ten tomorrow, does that make me a 'ten' ager?"

A Real Pinata Surprise

Football party

"This birthday qualified him to be tapped as a fossil fuel reserve."

Birth Cake

Celebration in operating theatre.

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

"Come out, come out wherever you aaarrrre!"

"Hey! Are these those trick candles you can't blow out?"

"He said his goal was to make it to 100."

Gaetono Donizetti

'I wish I could look just like Elvis.'

"In a Universe Light Years Away...Almost, son, but remember you have to light up all the people for your wish to come true."

"It's like every year my fear gets a little worse."

Big Birthday Boy Breakfast.

"I'm about to experience the totality of who I am!"