Birthday Banter Enthusiast Gifts

'She says she's 40 but she's forgotten to add on the V.A.T.!'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"What's with the Tim Russert act?"

"I'm here for the hair."

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

'There's no mention of stuffing. Keep going until you get to the sugar and spice.'

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

Balloon Surprise

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

"If I'm going to be ten tomorrow, does that make me a 'ten' ager?"

Birth Cake

A Real Pinata Surprise

Football party

Celebration in operating theatre.

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

Psychologist Birthdays

"Come out, come out wherever you aaarrrre!"

Gaetono Donizetti

"Hey! Are these those trick candles you can't blow out?"

"He said his goal was to make it to 100."

'… and another thing … the only reason you know it's my birthday to begin with, is because we were all born on the same day!'

"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"

"In a Universe Light Years Away...Almost, son, but remember you have to light up all the people for your wish to come true."