Birthday Banter Enthusiast Prints

'She says she's 40 but she's forgotten to add on the V.A.T.!'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

"What's with the Tim Russert act?"

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"I'm here for the hair."

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

Balloon Surprise

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

Football party

A Real Pinata Surprise

"If I'm going to be ten tomorrow, does that make me a 'ten' ager?"

Celebration in operating theatre.

Birth Cake

"Come out, come out wherever you aaarrrre!"

"Hey! Are these those trick candles you can't blow out?"

"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"

Gaetono Donizetti

"He said his goal was to make it to 100."

'… and another thing … the only reason you know it's my birthday to begin with, is because we were all born on the same day!'

"I'm about to experience the totality of who I am!"