Birthday Banter Prints

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"I'm here for the hair."

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

Vegetarian Birthdays.

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

Dog Birthdays

'ANYTHING to get down the ruddy boozer!'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

'Trust me, tomorrow's Young Master's birthday party: Time to find a hiding spot for the day...'

'One hundred and forty? You don't look a day over one hundred and thirty nine!'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Pinata good bags.

"You can't blow out the candles. You're rolled."

Party ville Trick Birthday Candles: Quality Control Department.,

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

Celebration in operating theatre.

A Real Pinata Surprise

'It seems with every year my hot flashes get worse.'

Dave had developed the perfect all in one method for blowing out the candles and keeping all of the cake to himself.

Jackson Pollock's short-lived career as a kid's party face painter.

'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!'

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

"It's like every year my fear gets a little worse."

"Be there in a minute. I'm just putting the icing on your cake."

"Happy Birthday, dear! It's gluten-free, lactose-free and sugar-free."

The new boss pi?ata brought fresh energy to office birthday parties.

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"

Birthday cakes on porch on hot day

Strange Aftertaste birthday cards.

'Here comes Tim. Rumor has it he gets hot wax treatments.'