Birthday Banter Mugs

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"I'm here for the hair."

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

'ANYTHING to get down the ruddy boozer!'

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

'Trust me, tomorrow's Young Master's birthday party: Time to find a hiding spot for the day...'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

Celebration in operating theatre.

A Real Pinata Surprise

Dave had developed the perfect all in one method for blowing out the candles and keeping all of the cake to himself.

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

"Happy Birthday, dear! It's gluten-free, lactose-free and sugar-free."

'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!'

Strange Aftertaste birthday cards.

The Big Bad Wolf Turns 50.