Birthday Enthusiast Prints

"He's 104. He always comes back on his birthday - I worked out he'd be gone at 69."

"I'm going to close my eyes and count to three. When I open them, ten of those candles better be gone."

'Come on. Make a wish and blow out the candles already.'

Medical Professional Birthdays.

"I'm about to experience the totality of who I am!"

'Can you guess what today is?'

"I give up. Why is today special?"

'Why is Bob standing on his head?'

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, babe.'

Cows For Celebration

'She was 50 years old and still didn't show her age...The same could not be said of her husband.'

'False alarm. You're not having a baby. You're having a birthday.'

'Turning eighty? Come on, you're still a youngster: I'll turn one hundred and twenty next month...'

Jesus celebrates the Church's birthday

'The seven wick candles for dogs make me feel a lot older than I really am.'

'You're right, you ARE as old as you feel.'

Birthday Cards.

Belated $3 birthday cards. 'Darn. All I've got is two bucks.' Bob was always a day late and a dollar short.

Happy birthday.

'It's my birthday next week. Find out what I want.'

With their only child off to college, the Gilmonts each suffered empty-nest syndrome in their own way.

'If I'm born again, will I have two birthdays a year?'

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

There comes a point when having a candle for every year of your life is a bad idea.

'Don't feel down - they say infinity is the new thirty!'

"Just once I'd like to blow out my own candles!"

". . . It's my birthday and only good things will be allowed to happen today."

'The party broke up early...Brenda's mother flipped out and started screaming.'

Mole Birthday

"This was supposed to be a surprise party for you, but nobody showed up."

Boomerang Birthdays: Many Happy Returns.

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

Surprise.

"This had better be a good birthday party.. my Mum made me wash my kneck."

'On your Marks...'