Birthday Enthusiast Prints

"He's 104. He always comes back on his birthday - I worked out he'd be gone at 69."

"I'm about to experience the totality of who I am!"

'Can you guess what today is?'

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, babe.'

Cows For Celebration

'Turning eighty? Come on, you're still a youngster: I'll turn one hundred and twenty next month...'

'You're right, you ARE as old as you feel.'

"This was supposed to be a surprise party for you, but nobody showed up."

Mole Birthday

". . . It's my birthday and only good things will be allowed to happen today."

'Don't feel down - they say infinity is the new thirty!'

Happy birthday.

'It's my birthday next week. Find out what I want.'

There comes a point when having a candle for every year of your life is a bad idea.

'The party broke up early...Brenda's mother flipped out and started screaming.'

'If I'm born again, will I have two birthdays a year?'

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

"You must be the one they call the birthday kid!"

"This is what happens when they pull your earlobes on your birthday."

"Come out, come out wherever you aaarrrre!"

Life Begins at 40

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

Fruit Fly Birthdays

'Feeding Frenzy at my place on Sunday: It's my birthday...'

'60 is the new 40.'

"Couldn't you say 'Happy Birthday' instead of 'One Day Closer to Death'?"

'There goes the battle against global warming.'

"I hope this dude has better breath than the last guy!"

'Happy Birthday To You...'

"Put your glasses on dear. 'That annoying kid who hasn't been collected yet', is our Charlie."

'This isn't much fun for us. Every 52 days - boing - we're a year older.'

"How'd you know?"

"This had better be a good birthday party.. my Mum made me wash my kneck."

Birthday Painting

"It's my birthday! Where's the treats?"