Birthday Humor Lover Gifts

Dave wanted to make sure that he'd be able to blow out all the candles on his cake.

Birthday Cakes for Dieters...

"Picture this: it's my birthday, my mistress comes towards me with a cake and then, she sets it alight! I was so scared I've been feral ever since!"

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

Happy Birthday to you.

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

Doctor in a cake

"I'm here for the hair."

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

'ANYTHING to get down the ruddy boozer!'

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Balloon Surprise

'There's no mention of stuffing. Keep going until you get to the sugar and spice.'

'It looks like you're suffering from TMB... too many birthdays...'

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

Celebration in operating theatre.

Birth Cake

A Real Pinata Surprise

Football party

"If I'm going to be ten tomorrow, does that make me a 'ten' ager?"

"This birthday qualified him to be tapped as a fossil fuel reserve."

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

"Come out, come out wherever you aaarrrre!"

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

'I wish I could look just like Elvis.'