Birthday Humor Lover Gifts

"Picture this: it's my birthday, my mistress comes towards me with a cake and then, she sets it alight! I was so scared I've been feral ever since!"

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Happy Birthday to you.

Doctor in a cake

"I'm here for the hair."

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

'ANYTHING to get down the ruddy boozer!'

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

'It looks like you're suffering from TMB... too many birthdays...'

Balloon Surprise

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

A Real Pinata Surprise

Celebration in operating theatre.

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

Birth Cake

"If I'm going to be ten tomorrow, does that make me a 'ten' ager?"

Football party

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

"Come out, come out wherever you aaarrrre!"

"Hey! Are these those trick candles you can't blow out?"

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

Gaetono Donizetti