Birthday Humor Seeker Gifts

Happy birthday to you!

"All I got was a cake and a card."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"I'm here for the hair."

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

'ANYTHING to get down the ruddy boozer!'

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Balloon Surprise

'There's no mention of stuffing. Keep going until you get to the sugar and spice.'

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

Football party

Birth Cake

"If I'm going to be ten tomorrow, does that make me a 'ten' ager?"

"This birthday qualified him to be tapped as a fossil fuel reserve."

Celebration in operating theatre.

A Real Pinata Surprise

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

"Come out, come out wherever you aaarrrre!"

Gaetono Donizetti

Big Birthday Boy Breakfast.

"In a Universe Light Years Away...Almost, son, but remember you have to light up all the people for your wish to come true."

"It's like every year my fear gets a little worse."

'I was not expecting this, were you?'

"Hey! Are these those trick candles you can't blow out?"

'I wish I could look just like Elvis.'

"I'm about to experience the totality of who I am!"