Birthday Humor Seeker Gifts

Happy birthday to you!

"All I got was a cake and a card."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"I'm here for the hair."

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

'ANYTHING to get down the ruddy boozer!'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Balloon Surprise

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

Football party

A Real Pinata Surprise

"If I'm going to be ten tomorrow, does that make me a 'ten' ager?"

Celebration in operating theatre.

Birth Cake

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

"Come out, come out wherever you aaarrrre!"

'I was not expecting this, were you?'

Big Birthday Boy Breakfast.

Gaetono Donizetti

"Hey! Are these those trick candles you can't blow out?"

"I'm about to experience the totality of who I am!"

Happy Birthday!