Birthday Pranker Pillows

"Don't panic. It's only the candles on Jeff's birthday cake setting off the smoke alarm."

Beach con-man.

That one has all the batteries!

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Turkey Autopsy

Christmas Presents.

"I'm here for the hair."

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

"I just take Tommy's computer here and hit delete. I haven't eaten homework in years!"

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Cat makes a dog pound cake with dog cather inside.

Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

The Amazing Mr Sausage

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

"You know I hate birthdays!"

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

A Real Pinata Surprise

Stag night high jinks.

Knights

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

Clown Inhaling Laughing Gas

Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys!