Birthday Pranker Pillows

"Don't panic. It's only the candles on Jeff's birthday cake setting off the smoke alarm."

Beach con-man.

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Turkey Autopsy

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Christmas Presents.

"I'm here for the hair."

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

"I just take Tommy's computer here and hit delete. I haven't eaten homework in years!"

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

"You know I hate birthdays!"

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

The Amazing Mr Sausage

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

A Real Pinata Surprise

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

Knights

Santa Claws...

Cat has unraveled Santa's suit

Stag night high jinks.

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.