Festive Pranker Pillows

Where Yule Logs Come From.

"Wanna use the door?"

Beach con-man.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

That one has all the batteries!

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Scary stuff

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Turkey Autopsy

Christmas Presents.

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

Rudolph the brown-nosed reindeer.

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

Clown Inhaling Laughing Gas

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

Santa Claws...

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.