Yuletide Pranksters Pillows

"Santa, sorry for the soy milk and vegan fig bars - Caleb."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Turkey Autopsy

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Christmas Presents.

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys!

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

Back to the Holidays

Cat has unraveled Santa's suit

Santa Claws...

'It's Johnny Taylor's snowsuit, but I don't think he's in there.'

Santa Elevator

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'