Yuletide Pranksters Pillows

"Santa, sorry for the soy milk and vegan fig bars - Caleb."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

That one has all the batteries!

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

Turkey Autopsy

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Christmas Presents.

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

Santa Claws...

Back to the Holidays

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys!

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

Santa Elevator

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Cat has unraveled Santa's suit

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."