Christmas Prankster Pillows

"I’d like a sign that says '"Don’t lean out of the window really, really, don’t lean out of the window'."

'Is it plugged in, or isn't it? There's only one way to find out!'

'I told mom and dad we should call a chimney sweep before Christmas!'

What Naughty Kids Get For Christmas.

'Take your time Mr Jenkins and try and identify the individual who broke into your home.'

'It's a bill from Santa; for cleaning out the chimney.'

"Santa, just how naughty were these kids?"

"Yo, the getaway sleigh's here. – Let's dash!"

Jump for joy. It's Christmas.

Big man on Krampus

'I saw momma kissing Santa Claus and, what's more, it's recorded!'

'Are you boys being naughty?'

'We only asked you to dress-up as Santa...Nobody expected you to try and climb down the chimney!'

'This next song is called Reindeer farts in my face all night.'

Santa bending over under a Christmas tree with his bum showing as a little boy look on.

'But if you think about it, isn't being good truly it's own reward?...Hey, I', just messing with you, kid...Here you go, and Merry Christmas.'

Making the most of coal in his Christmas stocking.

"Billy's been especially bad. Give him an extra dry one."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

That one has all the batteries!

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Scary stuff

Turkey Autopsy

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Christmas Presents.

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe