Christmas Prankster Mugs

"I’d like a sign that says '"Don’t lean out of the window really, really, don’t lean out of the window'."

'Is it plugged in, or isn't it? There's only one way to find out!'

'I told mom and dad we should call a chimney sweep before Christmas!'

'Take your time Mr Jenkins and try and identify the individual who broke into your home.'

'It's a bill from Santa; for cleaning out the chimney.'

"Santa, just how naughty were these kids?"

"Yo, the getaway sleigh's here. – Let's dash!"

Jump for joy. It's Christmas.

Big man on Krampus

'I saw momma kissing Santa Claus and, what's more, it's recorded!'

'Are you boys being naughty?'

'We only asked you to dress-up as Santa...Nobody expected you to try and climb down the chimney!'

'This next song is called Reindeer farts in my face all night.'

Santa bending over under a Christmas tree with his bum showing as a little boy look on.

'But if you think about it, isn't being good truly it's own reward?...Hey, I', just messing with you, kid...Here you go, and Merry Christmas.'

Making the most of coal in his Christmas stocking.

"Billy's been especially bad. Give him an extra dry one."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Turkey Autopsy

Scary stuff

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Christmas Presents.

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"