Christmas Pranksters Mugs

'Dear Santa, if you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you the antidote to the poison I put in the milk. Timmy.'

'Okay. You put coal in my stocking so I spit in the milk I set out for you. Let's call a truce.'

'Yo! - Gangsta in da hood!'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

That one has all the batteries!

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Turkey Autopsy

Christmas Presents.

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe

Tartar sauce.

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

Santa Claws...