Christmas Pranksters Pillows

'Okay. You put coal in my stocking so I spit in the milk I set out for you. Let's call a truce.'

'Yo! - Gangsta in da hood!'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Turkey Autopsy

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Christmas Presents.

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

Tartar sauce.

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

Santa Claws...

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

Cat has unraveled Santa's suit

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

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