Holiday Prankster Pillows

'I need something with a huge cargo rack and unlimited mileage.'

Father Christmas being spied on by close circuit TV.

Santa loads his sleigh with a survival book, entitled: 'How to cook reindeer'.

"We're in, the Pentagon Christmas party guest list"

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

"Phew! That was a close shave guys!"

The Devil's advocaat.

'It was a strange Christmas this year - Everybody gave me breath mints.'

"I bought it off the dark web."

'...And last year I finally bagged me the big one!'

'Oh Santa, I really have been a naughty reindeer. Oh oh, whip me harder.'

'Oh, stop complaining. It's the thought that counts!'

'For some reason, he likes to moon Cleveland!'

Christmas Presents.

Santa leaving a mousetrap outside mouse hole as a gift

Xmas turkey disguise...

"The fence is off Santa!"

"You know, Billy. All of these calls to the North Pole are very expensive... And may I ask how you got hold of Santa's personal phone number?"

"Damn it Alice. You're the one who said you wanted a hairdryer for Christmas!!"

'In order to improve customer service your presence will now be available for collection at the North Pole.'

"That Was One Narrow Chimney Flue!"

"You haven't seen any turkeys around here, have you?!"

"Ya know I'm seriously starting to get worried about you."

Santa Claws...

'I said to use tissue paper when you wrap...not used tissues!'

A Human Male Christmas tree in the corner of a Pine tree family's home on Christmas day.

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Boy finds a real foot in his Christmas stocking.

'A baby brother for Christmas? - Not enough shopping days left,I'm afraid,son!'

'Susan often puts a large dose of mother's laxative in the Christmas pud' to get rid of unwanted guests.'

Acid Rain joke

To keep the kids from shaking the presents, the Milmonts got a Dispenso-Gift.

On the third day of Christmas...

'If we want a carol we've got to put the money in first.'

'Why didn't you tell us that you'd put coins in the Christmas pudding?'