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'I need something with a huge cargo rack and unlimited mileage.'

Father Christmas being spied on by close circuit TV.

"We're in, the Pentagon Christmas party guest list"

Santa loads his sleigh with a survival book, entitled: 'How to cook reindeer'.

'...And last year I finally bagged me the big one!'

'It was a strange Christmas this year - Everybody gave me breath mints.'

"Phew! That was a close shave guys!"

The Devil's advocaat.

Santa leaving a mousetrap outside mouse hole as a gift

'Oh Santa, I really have been a naughty reindeer. Oh oh, whip me harder.'

'Oh, stop complaining. It's the thought that counts!'

'For some reason, he likes to moon Cleveland!'

Christmas Presents.

'Why didn't you tell us that you'd put coins in the Christmas pudding?'

'In order to improve customer service your presence will now be available for collection at the North Pole.'

'If we want a carol we've got to put the money in first.'

On the third day of Christmas...

A Human Male Christmas tree in the corner of a Pine tree family's home on Christmas day.

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Boy finds a real foot in his Christmas stocking.

'A baby brother for Christmas? - Not enough shopping days left,I'm afraid,son!'

'Susan often puts a large dose of mother's laxative in the Christmas pud' to get rid of unwanted guests.'

Acid Rain joke

"We had no sherry so I left him some of your dad's home brew instead."

"And I've licked all the cookies."

"This job has got a lot easier since the police gave up on burglaries."

"He's only saying that so that we don't go snooping around for our Christmas presents!"

"Let me guess...these are the purple bunny slippers Tia Fela gave us last year."

Gracie overhears what she thinks is Santa but is actually raccoons.

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

Snowman with scary shadow

Santa Claws...

Xmas turkey disguise...

"Damn it Alice. You're the one who said you wanted a hairdryer for Christmas!!"

"That Was One Narrow Chimney Flue!"