Christmas Pranker Pillows

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Scary stuff

Turkey Autopsy

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Christmas Presents.

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

Cat has unraveled Santa's suit

Santa Claws...

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

'ok, who threw that?'

The Devil's advocaat.