Christmas Pranker Mugs

"Lousy elves are on strike again. You people gift wrap?"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

That one has all the batteries!

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Scary stuff

Turkey Autopsy

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Christmas Presents.

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

Santa Claws...

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

Cat has unraveled Santa's suit

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

'ok, who threw that?'

The Devil's advocaat.

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'