Holiday Pranksters Pillows

Geez... I didn't even know Santa had a hit list!'

"It's more than one kid. You better cut the watermelon into pieces."

The art of regifting

Police sketch Santa

Satan receiving a Christmas wish list.

Determined to prove the existence of Santa Claus, the Seymour brothers laced his cookies and milk with sleeping pills.

'Santa Claus again for you.'

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

Revenge on Santa

'Santa has been and he's taken our telly...'

Reindeer Farts: 'Shouldn't have stopped for those chilli dogs.'

"What do you mean you forgot where you buried dad?!"

Santa Bad Bad Kid

"Let's tell him we've been good. He probably won't call our bluff."

"Take it easy on the spray lube. It's pretty slick stuff!"

"Mom would kill us if she knew we were trying on her jewelry."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

That one has all the batteries!

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Turkey Autopsy

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Christmas Presents.

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"