Holiday Pranksters Pillows

Geez... I didn't even know Santa had a hit list!'

"It's more than one kid. You better cut the watermelon into pieces."

The art of regifting

Police sketch Santa

Satan receiving a Christmas wish list.

'Santa Claus again for you.'

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

Revenge on Santa

'Santa has been and he's taken our telly...'

Reindeer Farts: 'Shouldn't have stopped for those chilli dogs.'

"What do you mean you forgot where you buried dad?!"

Santa Bad Bad Kid

"Let's tell him we've been good. He probably won't call our bluff."

"Take it easy on the spray lube. It's pretty slick stuff!"

"Mom would kill us if she knew we were trying on her jewelry."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Turkey Autopsy

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Christmas Presents.

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

'It's Johnny Taylor's snowsuit, but I don't think he's in there.'

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."