Holiday Party Prankster Pillows

'The christmas party is cancelled, but as a compromise you can still come in and have sex in the stationary cupboard.'

Beach con-man.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Scary stuff

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Turkey Autopsy

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Christmas Presents.

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

To save some cash my parents held my 8th B'day party at Lenny's Tap + Grill....

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

Santa Claws...

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

"Any other skills?"

Stag night high jinks.

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'