Holiday Party Prankster Prints

'The christmas party is cancelled, but as a compromise you can still come in and have sex in the stationary cupboard.'

Beach con-man.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

That one has all the batteries!

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Scary stuff

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Turkey Autopsy

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Christmas Presents.

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

To save some cash my parents held my 8th B'day party at Lenny's Tap + Grill....

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe

Cat makes a dog pound cake with dog cather inside.

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

Santa Claws...

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

Clown Inhaling Laughing Gas

Stag night high jinks.