Festive Prankster Prints

'Find out who got Santa the Slim-master 6000 and put them on the naughty list.'

'See, I told you we could make it under that bridge!'

'You've never decorated a Christmas tree before, have you dear?'

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

'Oh great, here comes that neighbour's dog again!'

'No. 5, please step forward, open your coat, and say, 'ho, ho, ho.''

"Hey, Dad. We almost caught Santa last night!"

Why Santa's elves never get around to forming a labor union.

'It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.'

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

"We're from Neighborhood Watch. We'd like to see some I.D."

Santa turns on a light and the Xmas tree catches fire says 'On no!'

"'Breaking & Entering' - what about you?"

'Man! That must have been a GREAT New Years party!'

'Naughty or nice? I refuse to answer on the grounds that it might incriminate me.'

Secret Santa

'I'm sorry dear. It must have shrunk in the wash.'

"The fact is Santa, if that's your real name. You were caught inside the house, with a sack full of valuables."

'Darling, it's the local Satanists wondering whether they can sing us some black metal.'

'Regretfully your honour- I had too much to drink at our Christmas party and have forgotten my briefs.'

Oh no, another fishing line booby trap...

'Do you know what speed you were doing Sir? Could I see your tax and insurance, and is all this stuff in the back yours?'

Parp!

Modern Day Christmas Carolers

Santa mooning pilots.

Santa accidentally brings his mail bag instead of his gift bag.

'As you failed to keep most of the promises you made to my client last year, we'll be seeing you in court.'

Christmas kiss

"Sure I've been good, but I thought you might like to know what the other kids have been up to!"

'It's okay, I thought I heard the dog in here with the presents.'

Santa sits at workboxes, entitled: 'Nice', 'Naughty', and 'Asbos'.

"Insurance Company Report...damage to 4500 roofs..."

Santa's Senior Moment: 'Now what did I come down here for?'

'Man, I hate houses without a chimney!'

"The office party has been cancelled but management are still happy for you to come in drunk and photocopy your bottoms."