Thanksgiving Prankster Pillows

Turkey with an ax to grind.

hitchhiking turkey - Escaping the Holidays

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

Scary stuff

Turkey Autopsy

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Christmas Presents.

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

"It was a botched surgery."

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

Hallowe'en wake up call

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

Cat has unraveled Santa's suit

Santa Claws...

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

The Devil's advocaat.