Halloween Prankster Pillows

"Where's that damn 'escape' key?"

'Trick or treatment.'

Three Legged Trick or Treater.

"Mr. October"

"Alright, kids. Who wants to hear a scary living story?"

Scary stuff

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

"Can I have some arm candy?"

'I told you, we've got pepperoni, salami, tomatoes, onions, mushrooms, peppers, extra cheese and anchovies...but no braaaiiins!'

"Of course I'm frightened. I just thought you would be bigger."

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"Feel the monster guts in the bowl!"

"Does that mean trick or treaters too?"

"Yeah, I ran out of candy so I handed out books of matches instead. Is there a problem?"

"Hey! are you sure this is a Glaucoma test?"

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Turkey Autopsy

Christmas Presents.

'I could eat you.'

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

Hallowe'en wake up call