Nighttime Prankster Pillows

'I didn't want anything. I just wanted to see how fast you could get here in case of an emergency!'

"It's late, don't answer it."

"I bet that call was for me."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Beach con-man.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Boy rolled into a snowball

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Resourceful toddler

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Scary stuff

"They look like pickles."

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Teddy Time Bears

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

'I did it all from memory.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Clown Skis.

Teddy Bear

Stupid Cupid.