Midnight Prankster Pillows

'That's not the reaction I'm expecting when I yell bloody-murder in the middle of the night!'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Boy rolled into a snowball

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Resourceful toddler

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Scary stuff

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Dynamite little combo

My other cello is a Stradivari

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

'I did it all from memory.'

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Teddy Time Bears

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Clown Skis.