Urban Prankster Pillows

"I know teens do stupid things, but, come on!"

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Boy rolled into a snowball

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Resourceful toddler

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

'I did it all from memory.'

Teddy Time Bears

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on the cellphone while pretending you're not here.'

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Clown Skis.

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.