Morning Prankster Pillows

'I'm sorry, but he told me that if I brought him home, he'd give me a million bucks!'

'...Here's another heavy metal wake up call for you!'

"I've got this idea for a wake-up call."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Boy rolled into a snowball

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Resourceful toddler

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Teddy Time Bears

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

'I did it all from memory.'

Clown Skis.

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

Teddy Bear

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"I just take Tommy's computer here and hit delete. I haven't eaten homework in years!"

'I've got it written down...'

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"