Morning Prankster Prints

'I'm sorry, but he told me that if I brought him home, he'd give me a million bucks!'

'...Here's another heavy metal wake up call for you!'

"I've got this idea for a wake-up call."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Boy rolled into a snowball

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Resourceful toddler

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Teddy Time Bears

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'I did it all from memory.'

Clown Skis.

"I just take Tommy's computer here and hit delete. I haven't eaten homework in years!"

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.