Puzzled Prankster Pillows

"When I saw you scratch yourself in my algebra class, I thought, 'Now is a good time for a quiz'."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Boy rolled into a snowball

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Resourceful toddler

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"They look like pickles."

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

'I did it all from memory.'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Teddy Time Bears

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

Clown Skis.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Stupid Cupid.