Morning Pranksters Pillows

"Ed woke each morning at dawn to feed his pets, and each morning at dawn, Bruno and Luna frightened Ed. Yaaaaa! Wha? Who's there?!"

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

Receiving the early-morning T-mail.

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Back to the Holidays

"I think we both know who did it...."

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

Tank color choices.

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

Children in a Nursery.

Remember, when we show mommy, we pretend this was your idea, ok?

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

At night - snake charmer.

'Wait a minute! I think our line has been tapped.'

'I guess it's true what they say: spirits just don't mix'

I love this age: Old enough to know better, young enough to get away with it. Ketchup.

Children must be accompanied by an adult.

'No kidding? You don't wear anything underneath either?'

Spider Preschool.

"So there's this big Mother...."

Hide and Seek

"You know Gladys, you seem to be getting younger by the minute. What's your secret?" "I finally decided to get a few injections of bootox. It works wonders!"

"Shouldn't hide treats in your back pocket with a dog that big."

'That's not the reaction I'm expecting when I yell bloody-murder in the middle of the night!'

MA Certificate - Master of Alcohol.

Modern animal communication