Springtime Pranksters Pillows

'He's doing much better this year. Last year he only planted two tulip bulbs before his back gave out.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

"Apple harvest."

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

'Where are you going?'

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

Back to the Holidays

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

'It's Johnny Taylor's snowsuit, but I don't think he's in there.'

'ok, who threw that?'

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

Children in a Nursery.

How many times have I told you not to leave it running?

Remember, when we show mommy, we pretend this was your idea, ok?

'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'

At night - snake charmer.

'Wait a minute! I think our line has been tapped.'

Hide and Seek

I love this age: Old enough to know better, young enough to get away with it. Ketchup.

"Shouldn't hide treats in your back pocket with a dog that big."

"So there's this big Mother...."

"It was worth a try."

Fish play a joke on the fisherman.

'My Dad gave him a parking ticket for standing on his vegetable patch!'

"Yeah, it's a Christmas tree alright! So, we know exactly where the antelopes will be early morning on Christmas day..."

Children must be accompanied by an adult.

Modern animal communication