Winter Pranksters Pillows

'ok, who threw that?'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Turkey Autopsy

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Christmas Presents.

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

'It's Johnny Taylor's snowsuit, but I don't think he's in there.'

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

Cat has unraveled Santa's suit

Santa Claws...

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

The Devil's advocaat.

'It's not a sales chart. It's a diagram of the mountain we use to test our skis.'

"Huge, big thank you, Santa, for recording the office holiday greeting."