Seasonal Prankster Pillows

"A little later, sonny, I'm off duty now."

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Boy rolled into a snowball

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Resourceful toddler

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Turkey Autopsy

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

"They look like pickles."

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Christmas Presents.

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'