Seasonal Prankster Pillows

How many times have I told you not to leave it running?

"A little later, sonny, I'm off duty now."

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

That one has all the batteries!

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Resourceful toddler

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"They look like pickles."

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

Turkey Autopsy

Christmas Presents.

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.