Snowy Prankster Pillows

'We are unable to complete your call as dialed. Please remove your mittens and dial your call again.'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Snowprov

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

That one has all the batteries!

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Resourceful toddler

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Turkey Autopsy

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Christmas Presents.

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

'I did it all from memory.'

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"Ok, I found a secure line."