Snowy Prankster Pillows

'We are unable to complete your call as dialed. Please remove your mittens and dial your call again.'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Snowprov

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Boy rolled into a snowball

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Resourceful toddler

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Turkey Autopsy

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Christmas Presents.

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

'I could eat you.'

Teddy Time Bears