Winter Pranksters Gifts

'ok, who threw that?'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

That one has all the batteries!

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Turkey Autopsy

Christmas Presents.

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

'It's Johnny Taylor's snowsuit, but I don't think he's in there.'

Santa Claws...

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

Cat has unraveled Santa's suit

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

The Devil's advocaat.

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

'It's not a sales chart. It's a diagram of the mountain we use to test our skis.'