Winter Pranks Enthusiast Gifts

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"No, Doris, not implants!"

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'It's a snow mobile.'

"Frankly, I'm surprised that at your age you would even consider putting your tongue on a frozen metal pole!"

'It's Johnny Taylor's snowsuit, but I don't think he's in there.'

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

'ok, who threw that?'

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

'It's not a sales chart. It's a diagram of the mountain we use to test our skis.'

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

Everyone blames spring for Frosty's disappearance, but Micky 'The sno-cone dude' Peretti sure seems to know more than he's letting on.

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

"I see the gastric bypass seems to be working."

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

"I've made a snow angel."

'Bless you.'

Carrot shortage goes on.

'No, we don't need his DNA to clone him, just some fresh snow.'

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

"Suncreen's for the birds right, Oscar?!"

Snowman: 'Maybe we should put down a towel first..?'