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No caption (A snowman throws the piece of coal that was one of his eyes and hits a retreating dog on the head. There's a yellow spot at the base of the snowman).

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"No, Doris, not implants!"

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'It's a snow mobile.'

"Frankly, I'm surprised that at your age you would even consider putting your tongue on a frozen metal pole!"

'It's Johnny Taylor's snowsuit, but I don't think he's in there.'

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

Well, technically, no, you don't have seasonal affective disorder.

'ok, who threw that?'

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

'It's not a sales chart. It's a diagram of the mountain we use to test our skis.'

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

How many times have I told you not to leave it running?

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

Everyone blames spring for Frosty's disappearance, but Micky 'The sno-cone dude' Peretti sure seems to know more than he's letting on.

"Turns out it was all water weight."

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

"I see the gastric bypass seems to be working."

"I've made a snow angel."

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

'Bless you.'

'No, we don't need his DNA to clone him, just some fresh snow.'

Carrot shortage goes on.

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

"Suncreen's for the birds right, Oscar?!"

Snowman: 'Maybe we should put down a towel first..?'

"It reminds me of my dad. He's got a big head, and his eyes are bigger than his stomach."