Winter Antics T-Shirts

"Frankly, I'm surprised that at your age you would even consider putting your tongue on a frozen metal pole!"

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Snow Devil

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Non-Denominational Carols

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"He was WOK-ing in a winter wonderland."

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Snowman of the Apes

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

Snowman

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Midwest Winter Items.

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

Man standing in front of giant snowball

"A little help?"

The Frankenstein snowman.

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

Kissing couple melt the snow