Winter Antics T-Shirts

"Frankly, I'm surprised that at your age you would even consider putting your tongue on a frozen metal pole!"

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Snow Devil

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Non-Denominational Carols

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Snowman of the Apes

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

Snowman

Midwest Winter Items.

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

"A little help?"

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

The Frankenstein snowman.

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

Man standing in front of giant snowball

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

Kissing couple melt the snow

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman