Winter Sports Prankster Gifts

'It's not a sales chart. It's a diagram of the mountain we use to test our skis.'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Turkey Autopsy

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Christmas Presents.

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe

'It's Johnny Taylor's snowsuit, but I don't think he's in there.'

Santa Claws...

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

'ok, who threw that?'

The Devil's advocaat.

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

'Hello, Ralph? Come on over and bring a ladder, I have one up a tree.'

How many times have I told you not to leave it running?

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

"Brandy, coffee, decaf, herb tea, or cran-apple?"

Everyone blames spring for Frosty's disappearance, but Micky 'The sno-cone dude' Peretti sure seems to know more than he's letting on.

"We had no sherry so I left him some of your dad's home brew instead."

World Cup Football Enthusiasm!

"We're studying Walden Pond today."

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

An Elf Pervert: 'Just put these on...see if they fit.'

'The manager tol us not to let the other side see the ball and that's what I'm doing!'

Turkey under mistletoe with sign that says: 'Kiss your ass goodbye'.

'If you are a good boy, Santa will bring you the tires next year.'

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.