Winter Sports Humorist Gifts

Humpty Dumpty goes skiing.

Skiing Accident

T-Rex Ski Jump Fail

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Football Chameleon

Punt Cake

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

The rocket powered skiier

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

Alternative fielding positions

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Trojan Hurdler.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"Getting the hang of it?"

Sloth 10K.

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

The Hockey World

Rude Snowpeople

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'It's easy, just wee!'

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'