Winter Sports Humorist Gifts

Humpty Dumpty goes skiing.

Skiing Accident

T-Rex Ski Jump Fail

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Punt Cake

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Football Chameleon

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

The rocket powered skiier

Alternative fielding positions

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Trojan Hurdler.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Rude Snowpeople

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'It's easy, just wee!'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

Footballer kicking his own brain.

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions