Snow Sport Comedian Gifts

'... 'Step2: Get a running start.' ... Oh, here we go! ... 'Step 3: Jump into the bobsled.''

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

The rocket powered skiier

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

Rude Snowpeople

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

Snowman Driver

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

Champions biting their medals

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

Prison Croquet Team

"Brandy, coffee, decaf, herb tea, or cran-apple?"

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

'That's an interesting point. If they're both on the same team, is it a penalty?'

Skier leaves his skis behind.

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

"Keep your shape at the back...."

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

"Ignore the 45,000 people. They're watching you, but they're not staring at you."

Expansion 2000: The Baton Rouge Ball Boys

He's not breaking any rules if that's hand sanitizer.

"No thanks. I'm not interested in being the, 'official prophet of the NFL.'"

T-Rex Ski Jump Fail

"Didn't I say to just sprinkle salt on it!"

"Nothing like a snow zombie."

Sales chart shows sales going downhill.

A golfer sizing up his putt, with the Grim Reaper sizing up the golfer.