Snow Sport Jokester Gifts

'No, I don't think he's free styling. Maybe he's break dancing.'

Snowprov

Rude Snowpeople

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

"Seriously, fellas, I can't get up."

Snowman and stickmen losing arms

'It's not a sales chart. It's a diagram of the mountain we use to test our skis.'

"Brandy, coffee, decaf, herb tea, or cran-apple?"

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

"Turns out it was all water weight."

"Our special today? Hot wings!!"

'Alan, it's the 11th hole, and that Tiger Woods mask isn't intimidating us...'

T-Rex Ski Jump Fail

"Didn't I say to just sprinkle salt on it!"

'Is it plugged in, or isn't it? There's only one way to find out!'

'No, we don't need his DNA to clone him, just some fresh snow.'

Queen Elizabeth 2. Yankees ). I told you they wouldn't think it was funny.

"OK. You can wait until the last drop melts before you get on the scale."

'No, not abominable. The normal kind.'

Rude Snowman

Making s'mores is not going to end well, Bob.

"Hands are much more capable of efficiently directing a ball into a net!"

"It needs a bit of work."

'Trick play! Trick play!'

'Oh, come on. We just need one more body. Please die.'

"I hear he's made from yellow snow..."

'You're right, there's nothing in the rules against it.'

Baseball says to prankster basketball: You're such a joker.

Santa pees his name in rooftop snow.

'I've told you before: Don't let your tongue touch your nose-ring when it's very cold!'

Deer laughing at hunter caught in a snow drift.