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'No, I don't think he's free styling. Maybe he's break dancing.'

Snowprov

Rude Snowpeople

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

"Seriously, fellas, I can't get up."

'It's not a sales chart. It's a diagram of the mountain we use to test our skis.'

"Brandy, coffee, decaf, herb tea, or cran-apple?"

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

"Our special today? Hot wings!!"

T-Rex Ski Jump Fail

"Didn't I say to just sprinkle salt on it!"

'Is it plugged in, or isn't it? There's only one way to find out!'

'No, we don't need his DNA to clone him, just some fresh snow.'

"OK. You can wait until the last drop melts before you get on the scale."

Santa pees his name in rooftop snow.

Baseball says to prankster basketball: You're such a joker.

'You're right, there's nothing in the rules against it.'

Rude Snowman

'Oh, come on. We just need one more body. Please die.'

'Trick play! Trick play!'

"Hands are much more capable of efficiently directing a ball into a net!"

"It needs a bit of work."

"I hear he's made from yellow snow..."

"Bless you..."

Deer laughing at hunter caught in a snow drift.

'No, not abominable. The normal kind.'